Too much delegation. Too much time wasting.

*ring ring*

omg: Hey, Boss.

Boss: Hey. I want to send you an e-mail.

omg: ... (I'm pretty sure you can figure out how to do that. There must be more.)

Boss: It's from a guy at Company X that wants to talk to us.

omg: ... (And?)

Boss: I need you to send him a copy of the agreement we have with Company X. Do you have that?

omg: You mean the one that I e-mailed you yesterday? (You twit.)

Boss: Yes.

omg: Okay. Yes, I have it. (Obviously. And hey, so do you.)

Boss: Good. If you could, just e-mail that to him.

omg: Okay. (Why are you calling me to tell me this? Why couldn't you have just e-mailed it and said, "Please send this guy the agreement" or better yet, why couldn't you have just sent the agreement to him yourself? Why must you waste my time?)